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macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

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Look at these white boys go

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identikittens:

dwayne “the mineral” johnson

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via friendofhagrid)

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dylangabriel:

sir-dan:

 

i don’t reblog twitter because nothing important has ever been said there, but i can make the exception

Yeah something definitely felt off when I saw the previews for it.

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mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

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tttaboo:

if u thirst followed me tell me i like being thirst followed

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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Driver, lower my tuition please.

supreme-insanity:

I don’t have enough money for my basic needs. 

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trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

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my hand slipped

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld, via pensamiento-serpentino)

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obedearuh:

trapped in a rotting body on a dying planet in a mysterious dimension controlled by an unknown force

(Source: earth-faerie, via brujitaxicanita)

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clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

(via xulaxicana)

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radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

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