I hate scolding my mom because she starts getting all choked up and either about to cry or does cry. Like mom, HOW the fuck did you forget you couldn’t eat certain things 7-10 DAYS BEFORE YOUR SURGERY TOMORROW FUCK
and now you’re going to cry because dad and I are scolding you. jfc
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
I hope Miss Claudette is okay.