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I hate scolding my mom because she starts getting all choked up and either about to cry or does cry. Like mom, HOW the fuck did you forget you couldn’t eat certain things 7-10 DAYS BEFORE YOUR SURGERY TOMORROW FUCK

and now you’re going to cry because dad and I are scolding you. jfc

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dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie

Whyyyy Sigourney??

dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie

Whyyyy Sigourney??

(via fuckyeahwomenprotesting)

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sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

(via theyawningabyss)

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cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

(via fuckyeahwomenprotesting)

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mrmanager:

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exceptdissent:

that was a religious experience. i am legitimately filled with so much joy in my heart.

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iamthebadwolf-girl:

hellosweetspoilers:

barrowmen:

theoriginalvictoria:

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR ORGANIC CARBON BASED FEMALES OF FRENCH ORIGIN

#THE KINCKERS ARE SLAYING ME

#ILLUSTRATE #ILLUSTRAAAAAAATE

I am so done with this website omfg.

iamthebadwolf-girl:

hellosweetspoilers:

barrowmen:

theoriginalvictoria:

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR ORGANIC CARBON BASED FEMALES OF FRENCH ORIGIN

#THE KINCKERS ARE SLAYING ME

#ILLUSTRATE #ILLUSTRAAAAAAATE

I am so done with this website omfg.

(Source: vickers-the-duck, via killabyte)

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justshy:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

slowweaves:

weloveshortvideos:

Can I Get Some Me Time ⁉..

Vine by Sino

Omg

fuck lmfao

roflmao that poor baby

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raidoucoolzunoha:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

(via bonequeer)

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unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

(via fuckyeahwomenprotesting)

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pugblug:

Confident pug ready to enter the ocean (with a lifejacket)

pugblug:

Confident pug ready to enter the ocean (with a lifejacket)

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magalomania:

edprinzawesome:

his face……

The man just wants to feel cute. He doesn’t understand the laughter.

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hedwig-dordt:

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

Excellent

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